Me: So, I'm not some needy scared lady.
Laura: Hey, the older you are when you get married, the less chance you have of getting divorced. That's optimistic and not depressing, right?
Me: HAHA. Good call. Not there, but that deserves to be a sketch -- titled "The Cheer(?) Up."
Laura: Now that your cat died, you won't have to worry about the kitty litter affecting your unborn child!
Me: Too bad you lost your job, now you can finally move out of that mansion you always wanted to downsize from!
Laura: Too bad you have cancer, but you'll be so skinny from barfing!
Me: I love ya
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