I forgot

There are certain things you just forget when you get to college:

1. Babies drool, so don't wear a sweater you planned on wearing again to babysit.

2. Parents aren't awake or apt to talking with past 10 p.m.

3. The high point of the day shouldn't be before you wake up.

4. It isn't normal to be upset that you don't have a chocolate fountain.

5. To have a classy party people shouldn't have to bring their own alcohol, but then again people shouldn't just go to a party with the intention of getting "Fucked up."

As much as I love college, there are certain things that I just wish I could remember. Until then, I'm going to allow for my roommate's irrational anger at the chocolate fountain we don't have.