ingesting bleach

i think i ingested a little bit of bleach. i was cleaning my bathroom and was doing it on my hands and knees, like a bloodred american woman. and then i washed my hands. perhaps not as thoroughly as i should have. then i made a pb and j sandwich as i forgot to dethaw my ravioli and i cant have turkey as it's friday and it's lent. but i was eating the second half of my pb and j and i was tasting something strange. i think it's the remnants of bleach. is it wrong that i finished the sandwich. i hope i dont die alone in my apartment.

consider this my personal sos.

Just a castaway, an island lost at sea, oh
Another lonely day, with no one here but me, oh
More loneliness than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh

I'll send an S.O.S. to the world (x 2)
I hope that someone gets my (x 3)
Message in a bottle, yeah (x 4)

A year has passed since I wrote my note
But I should have known this right from the start
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life but
Love can break your heart

I'll send an S.O.S. to the world (x 2)
I hope that someone gets my (x 3)
Message in a bottle, yeah (x 4)

Walked out this morning, don't believe what I saw
Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore
Seems I'm not alone in being alone
Hundred billion castaways, looking for a home

I'll send an S.O.S. to the world (x2)
I hope that someone gets my (x3)
Message in a bottle, yeah (x 4)

Sending out at an S.O.S. (x 6)

Thanks Sting. Thanks Police.

*Note: I really only needed to quote the:
"I'll send an S.O.S. to the world (x 2)
I hope that someone gets my (x 3)
Message in a bottle, yeah (x 4)" part.

Hope you understand.