Celebrity Gravitas.

Whipper fast treads

You go fast in those Keds

You’re Mischa Barton

Skinny and Spartan

Quick as a bunny

Take it and run honey

Don’t be a hero

Natasha Leggero

Apologize if you want

Or take the Twitter taunt

Our society is the worst

And that’s my last verse

Just kidding I circled

Unforgettable, when one Urkeled

And the recent past

Just know it won’t last

Because today is tomorrow

You had to Google Mia Farrow

And you can’t even pronounce her name

Who’s to blame?

Society, it’s a crazy thing

Play the kick drum, bum bum, ting ting

Nothing is real or that big of a deal
So, Howie Mandel, Deal or No…Eh.


*Really liked Natasha Leggero's non-apology, and wish more people would have the candor she has. Read it on her website HERE.